Latest AKBINGO (090916) was just amazing! It was a real paradise for SaeYakers.
We had been looking forward this for so long... The SaeYaka
Shoujiki Shougi! (trans: honesty chess).
Sae, the most "genki" girl of AKBVERSUS
Sayaka, the most earnest girl of AKBThe game consists on the girls asking very heavy questions each other. Then the asked girl answers and denies the "fact" and the lie detector reveals if she's lying or not.
Yuko introduces the girls... "Akimoto-san... and Miya...moto"!? Yuko screws up Sae's last name =P
Miyamoto-san XDSae feels like crying, but she endures because the big battle is coming... Twin Towers face-to-face.

Each girl has prepared 10 questions or "facts" for the other, but they will only select some of them to ask.
These are the facts Sae prepared for Sayaka:

- I really want to be told kawaii (cute) more than kakkoii (cool).
- Although I'm an idol, I'm bad at forcing a smile.
- I'm actually shy.
- Becoming a manager would be ok (remember the AKBINGO episode when Sayaka was told she should be manager instead of idol)
- I've eaten expired food and got diarrhea.
- I'm the type that falls in love easily.
- I'm told I dress awfully, but at least I'm better than Takamina.
- I want to say the "faito ippatsu" of Lipovitan D's CM.
- I look at my body everyday in front of the mirror at home.
- I've been controlling myself lately, but now I want to take home the lunch boxes (remember the 0ji episode when Sayaka revealed she took the food from Kouhaku to her house).
And these are the facts from Sayaka to Sae:

- I'm always acting genki (energetic), but I'm actually tired.
- I was told by Uematsu-san that I dress awkwardly, but I think I'm fashionable (remember the AKBINGO episode where Sae's fashion sense was totally destroyed).
- When I go to a bookstore, I check if my PB is sold out.
- I act like an innocent idol but I actually love dirty jokes.
- I've been mistaken for a man at women's restrooms.
- Sayaka in her atsui-mode (enthusiastic) is a pest.
- I want to appear in dramas more than variety shows.
- Yuko's weird faces character annoys me.
- I'm a perfectionist.
- I'm more apt to be Team K captain than Sayaka.
Sae begins... 1st question!

"Although I'm an idol, I'm bad at forcing a smile."
Wow... Sayaka replies: NO (in a very Yukie-sama mode XD). The lie detector moves but it doesn't pass the red line, Sayaka is safe! Sae loses her first point.
Sae is asked why she thought of that.

She says that since Sayaka is that kind of person that gets worried about everything, she thought Sayaka might get nervous at this question. Sae is frustrated she lost.
Sayaka only replies:
"Smiling is my life"Now, honestly, if you ask me, I've noticed Sayaka forces her smile too much. Well, it's her job, but her forced smile is notorious, LOL.
Sayaka's turn to ask...

"I was told by Uematsu-san that I dress awkwardly, but I think I'm fashionable"
Sae of course says: NO.
However... She fails! Lie detector says Sae is lying! Sayaka wins a point.

Sae is asked if she got annoyed that time. Sae only says that even though Uematsu-san called her "awful fashion", she heard when the other members said the looked cute, so she prefers trusting the other girls. Sayaka adds that after that fashion episode many people teased Sae and that she (Sae) was pretty angry about it.
Next question...
"I've been controlling myself lately, but now I want to take home the lunch boxes"So yea, if you've been religiously watching 0ji, 1ji, AKBINGO, you will remember the episode where it was revealed Sayaka took home the lunch boxes of TV shows in a big box.
Sayaka replies : NO. Of course the lie detector shows she's lying, point for Sae!
Everyone laughed hard, Sayaka's failing expression was priceless. Sata-san asked her about her family, and she said: "Since that day, they always ask me: 'What is today's lunch?'," and then she added: "I think they have turned a bit greedy since then."
Oh Sayaka, you're just awesome. I love those nerdy jokes you do.
Notice Sayaka's mouth in this shot. So cute ^___^Sayaka asks Sae now...

"I'm always acting genki (energetic), but I'm actually tired."
Of course, Sae's reply is "NO." However...


She loses! XD Sayaka wins a point!
Sayaka looks surprised and Sae wants do die...
"I ain't tired!"The staff sends her a message saying there is no need to overdo the
genkiness if she doesn't feel it. Haha.
Looks like Sae got a bit angry coz her next question was...

"I really want to be told kawaii (cute) more than kakkoii (cool)."
The answer is, of course, negative.

Of course she's lying! We all know that! LOL. Sae celebrates her point.

Sayaka just wants to dig a hole and go inside... But wait, she looks cute there... *___*
Sayaka whispers to Sae....

"Why did you ask this?"
Everyone laughs and Sata-san asks Sayaka if she really wants to be told she's cute.

"Yes," she says, in a very very very cute way. The other girls laugh like saying "no way." XD
Then Sayaka says that at handshaking events, fans tell her one after another that she's "cool"... Sata-san says Sayaka that actually, when you look at her eyes, you feel like turning into a stone...

Sayaka doubts for a second and then comes the most terrifying image ever! Be careful when you watch the following shots!
Sayaka looks to the camera and she becomes...


Scary, Sayaka, I must recognize that was scary... Yet funny =D
Sae and Sayaka are in a draw...
Time for Sayaka to ask... She really wants to know the answer of this one...
"I'm a perfectionist."Sae says she isn't and she wins. Sayaka loses a point.
Sae says she thinks she'd like to become a perfectionist, but that she really isn't. They ask Sayaka why she asked that and she says: "Well, her clothes and stuff are...", then everyone bursts laughing and say Sayaka is laughing at Sae's clothes... Sayaka goes: "U're misunderstanding!"
Takamina explains Sae is always tidying up the dressing room, and collecting the trash. That's she's got a keen sense of awareness about it.
Kiyoto-san says Sae: "That is tiring, you should stop it."
Do you see that wound in Sae's arm? :oLast question! From Sae to Sayaka. This one is... embarrassing.
"I look at my body everyday in front of the mirror at home."
Hehehe... Sayaka loses and uses her killer glance while everyone laughs to death. Sae laughs furiously.
"I told you that?"Sae explains that Sayaka is always looking at her shape in the dressing room and Kasai adds that she also, when they're changing clothes, Sayaka stares at her own body while in pants or underwear...

Yea, Sayaka feels terribly embarrassed... I'd feel like that too if people began to reveal my secret habits!
Mayuyu does some body building poses... Sayaka likes to look at her muscles maybe?
Sata-san asks Sayaka if she likes it when the other girls look at her... *dies* (I'd like to look at her...)

Sayaka says it's not that she likes to be looked by others... So she explains it's actually that some 3 days after a stage performance, her muscles look really well defined... *dies*

So well, we have a winner....
SAE! Contratz!!!!!!!!

Ohh wow. I really enjoyed this... Although writing this summary took me like 3 days... You better enjoy it!